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var qArray = Array("Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. <br><b>- Napoleon Bonaparte",
	"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. <br><b>- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard",
	"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. <br><b>- Sir Winston Churchill",
	"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. <br><b>- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut",
	"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. <br><b>- Henry Ford",
	"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.<br><b>- Edsgar Dijkstra",
	"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.<br><b>- Bjarne Stroustrup",
	"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.<br><b>- Plato",
	"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.<br><b>- H. G. Wells",
	"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.<br><b>- Ian L. Fleming",
	"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.<br><b>- Jimi Hendrix",
	"Life is a zoo in a jungle.<br><b>- Peter De Vries",
	"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.<br><b>- Simeon Strunsky",
	"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.<br><b>- Mark Twain",
	"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.<br><b>- Mo Udall",
	"My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.<br><b>- Cathy Ladman",
	"Only sick music makes money today.<br><b>- Friedrich Nietzsche",
	"A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.<br><b>- George Iles",
	"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.<br><b>- Abraham Maslow",
	"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.<br><b>- Woody Allen")
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